I love it when I'm rewarded with evidence of misguided fashion do-not-go-there's. In this case, fashion icon Gwen Stefani is wearing (Batiked? Tie-Dyed?) Hammer pants on a jaunty little stroll. She should read the cautionary tale by which my best friend tripped over her own crotch twenty years ago. Maybe, but then who doesn't appreciate a little fashion Schadenfreude now and again?