Thanksgiving breasts

It's been a long time since I've talked about my boobs here on the the old Bun Popper site, so in honor of millions of turkey breasts being hoisted across this country, let's talk boobs. When feeding the bun, apparently I favor Lefty ("ding ding ding ding") versus Righty ("Ga-DOOOOOO-ga"), and now I'm overabundant on one side. Which is to say, Lefty is supercharged and bigger.

I just thought I would share.