• The bun does not give a rat's ass about Daylight Savings. Re-setting his circadian rhythms is not high on his list of things to do. Therefore, we're waking up an hour earlier than we were before. This sucks.
  • The bun is eating the garbage bill right now. But at least he's not eating garbage. You have to be thankful for the little things.
  • I lost the bun's shoes yesterday. I don't know how you lose shoes, but I did. Then I found them in the wash. Also, I microwaved a metal spoon. The scary thing is I'm getting used to functioning at only half-capacity.