At five in the morning this came to me. I even woke my husband up so he could hear it. Sung to the tune of "Leaving on a Jet Plane"
My boobs are full, they're ready to blow I'm standing here outside your door I hate to wake you up to eat a bite. But the dawn is breakin', just like my bra, My bust is achin' it's overfull. Already it's so painful I could die.
Chorus: So kiss me and eat for me, Tell me that you'll drink for me, Drink milk like you never have before 'Cause my boobs are full to bursting I sure hope that you are thirsty Oh bun, I'd hate to blow....
It really brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?