Not fly weight

The bun got his shots today, his second parental betrayal. He's sleeping it off in the other room right now. But he weighs in at a whopping 17 lbs. 2 oz., his head circumference is 17 inches, and he's 25.5 inches long.

That's right. The little boy who popped out of a five foot tall Shrinky-Dink is in the 90th percentile for weight and 75th for head and length. When the doctor showed him to the nurses outside the room, I overhead them guessing that he was six months old.

Oh my. Maybe it really was all that French cheese.