And about boobs

First off, let me clarify: Frankenboobs still in effect, but now even larger with more veins. Second: I don't understand all the Janet hullaballoo. I have whipped out my boobs in plenty of unfortunate places in the last week, and to date no-one has been permanently damaged because it was obscene. Maybe it's because Janet's are wealthy celebrity boobs as opposed to my peasant boobs. But I'm telling you, everyone from the bum on the street to teenagers to grandpa has seen my boobs, and no harm no foul.

Or maybe the FCC is just biding their time, waiting to pick me up when I'm completely a mess, boob out, squalling baby, no diaper bag, in a restaurant where people are less than thrilled to have their meal interrupted by ear-splitting shrieks. That'll be funny.