Visit to a Foreign Country

Walked through the baby section of a big box today. I need a visa and a translation guide for all of it's strangeness. Do they provide post-secondary education for this parenthood thing? Offer degrees in tidy-didy's and onesies? Pumps and Thermometers 101 for the science deficient?

I guess that's what they mean when they tell you to take a childbirth class. It's a crash course in strange accoutrements and spit-up towels.