My darling computer is in the shop, and while I can use my husband’s every now and then, it freaks me out so I generally steer clear. But knowing that my one fan is waiting …

My computer screen has bought the farm. Therefore, I’m out of commission for a while. Since my hard drive works but can’t see where my cursor is going, I could just hit buttons and hope …

I’m afraid I shan’t be shaving the legs much longer either. Ew.
Recommend on FacebookTweet about itSubscribe to the comments on this postTell a friend

Today I realized I am too big around the middle to put my socks on.
Recommend on FacebookTweet about itSubscribe to the comments on this postTell a friend

I’ve got a house fulla men who are working on the house, and because I can’t help by doing anything manly (the bun hinders in that way) I am compelled to feed these guys. If …

Two years ago we found a house for sale and fell in love. It was a wacky house, it had problems, and we loved it. We tried to buy it, but due to crappy representation …

Moses was not circumcised.
The foreskin has 1,000 nerve endings — 36 percent of the penis’ pleasure reception.
Circumcision became praticed commonly in the US for “scientific reasons:” It was thought to be a good remedy for …

This weekend, while a smashing success, was freakin’ exhausting. Garage sale great, but saved midgame from middling success by a friend who went and poached all the customers from a garage sale down the street …

This weekend is a mess.
Today:
Grocery store
bank
Noon: Friend comes over to look at how to fix/paint house
Make signs for garage sale, and stake around ‘hood
Dress up lions for garage sale (VERY IMPORTANT)
Label everything, digging in scary …

You know that scene in Star Wars, when our heroes jump into the trash compactor filled with water and floating Death Star detritus? And then some big critter rises to the surface and submerges again, …

Checked into his watery home, everything looks good. At least when they explain that everything looks good. ‘Cause otherwise? It’s a little nervous-making, and you don’t know what the hell they’re talking about.
For instance, did …

I used to look down at my feet (no I can’t complain)
But now they’re nowhere to be seen (no I can’t complain)
You pinned me down (aah)
It’s turning me round (ooh)
And now I can’t get enough …

Everything we do has possible consequences.
When you get pregnant, the assumption is that everything will be fine. It may not be an opportune moment in your life, there may be issues outside the pregnancy itself …

Apparently recognizing the absurdity of calling people to jury duty as many times as they’ve called me, they release you from further deferrals after ‘x’ number of times. No jury duty, no more deferrals! No …