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		<title>My Tired Butt Can&#8217;t Keep Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2004 09:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Brief History of Bun]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know you all are way beyond &#8220;winners&#8221; and &#8220;losers&#8221; in the baby roulette, but I figure that I&#8217;m a person that finishes things, so here goes.
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		<title>Well.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2004 10:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that many of you, while taking my call to arms seriously, haven&#8217;t been going the extra mile with that &#8220;Look at me, I&#8217;m running through the streets naked so that Readymade can have ...]]></description>
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		<title>Today is &#8220;Bring the Bun&#8221; day!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2004 09:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All of you viewers out there in TV Land, this is where you really count. Whether it&#8217;s by lighting a bonfire in your neighbor&#8217;s backyard (why risk your own?), or Googling for &#8220;Baby Out Dances&#8221; ...]]></description>
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		<title>Nope</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2004 09:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not yet.

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		<title>Happy birthday, Pop!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2004 05:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re trying to give you a really nice present, but he seems to have other ideas. Just as well since it&#8217;s still an ice rink outside. Have a lovely day!
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		<title>The Cosmos Are Witty</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2004 10:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I figured out what&#8217;s wrong</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2004 12:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going completely stir crazy.

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		<title>Radio silence not due to baby but exhaustion</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2004 09:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hanging onto the package</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2004 10:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Nothing says &#8220;I love you&#8230;&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 11:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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