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The care and feeding of the impossibly small

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The odds and sods of this and that

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An accounting of my father and his resident alien

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An accounting of my folly with fowl

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This Is Your Brain. This Is Your Brain on TNB. Any Questions?
January 27, 2010 – 4:45 pm | 2 Comments
This Is Your Brain. This Is Your Brain on TNB. Any Questions?

Ever since I’ve been allowed to hurl my musings at The Nervous Breakdown, expanding my readership beyond my usual four, now that I have the potential for an audience of at least five, my brain …

Dear Travel Czar,
January 26, 2010 – 10:40 am | One Comment
Dear Travel Czar,

When we heard that another terrorist attempt had taken place on a plane descending for Detroit on Christmas day, we had just decided to take a trip to Mexico. Immediately I began crunching the numbers …

Being and Oneness with the Apocalypse
January 22, 2010 – 11:40 am | 3 Comments
Being and Oneness with the Apocalypse

A few years ago, I put up a bird feeder in the back yard. I had landscaped everything to verdant idyll, making it a perfect sanctuary for my avian pals, save for the cats. But …

There But for the Grace of God…
January 20, 2010 – 11:04 pm | 3 Comments
There But for the Grace of God…

It’s safe to say that I had very little sense of self-preservation when I was younger. I was plagued by demons, doubts, profound questions about how to live a life worth living, symptoms I’m pretty …

Thanks for the Endless Sausage Party
January 19, 2010 – 12:47 pm | One Comment
Thanks for the Endless Sausage Party

The year that would never end began on January 5, 2009.
We didn’t know then what we know now: we were taking the first steps in a marathon. Had we, things might have been different. We …

Career Day
January 13, 2010 – 7:18 pm | One Comment
Career Day

When you’re in the gymnasium during “Career Day” take a closer look. Things are different these days.
The same folding tables and chairs with earnest recruiters from the Fire Department and Police Department are still there, …

The ___________ Treatment
January 11, 2010 – 1:26 pm | 2 Comments
The ___________ Treatment

Last year, which we just kissed goodbye thank-you-very-much, was a difficult year. I know I’m not alone; uniformly, everyone I talk to suffered some horrible challenge last year, and maybe rose to meet it, or …

Going on Safari With the Wildebeests of Long Beach
January 7, 2010 – 12:34 pm | 4 Comments
Going on Safari With the Wildebeests of Long Beach

It was about the time that I began critiquing the fashion choices of our fellow passengers in the Long Beach Airport that I realized I may have reached my limit for what the brain could …

Abbr. Peeve’s
December 23, 2009 – 5:05 pm | 2 Comments
Abbr. Peeve’s

I lay in bed last night, tossing and turning with apparently little else to do, thinking about the internet and the propensity of people to abbreviate everything to get their point across. But I find …

When Whitman Met Levi
December 11, 2009 – 4:48 pm | 2 Comments
When Whitman Met Levi

Have the elder races halted?
Do they droop and end their lesson, wearied over there beyond the seas?
We take up the task eternal, and the burden and the lesson, Pioneers! O pioneers!
Walt Whitman (1819–1892), “O …

The Quarter and the Charitable Spirit
December 10, 2009 – 11:26 pm | No Comment
The Quarter and the Charitable Spirit

My son and I went to New Orleans last January to visit his papa while he was working there for an extended period. The day before our flight, our son spiked with a fever of …

Vacation Update: Soon
December 9, 2009 – 1:46 pm | No Comment

We’ve been in the grips of the holidays and just returned from a completely non-relaxing trip to California, about which I am trying to string together two sentences that mean much of anything. But I’m …

Uplifting Poetry Break!
November 13, 2009 – 11:48 pm | 4 Comments
Uplifting Poetry Break!

My husband wanted to revisit some of my finest work. Here is his favorite poem (I’ve probably written two, so it’s no high watermark) in its entirety. It is a haiku series. It is deep. …

Hot Chicks and Cold Comfort, The End
November 9, 2009 – 1:29 pm | 2 Comments
Hot Chicks and Cold Comfort, The End

In this final chapter, our puppet dictator finds herself in a white trash nightmare of her own making…
The grass was bare. The shrubs scratched to the roots. The plants either eaten by chickens, or merely …