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The Gossip Pages
June 25, 2010 – 10:06 pm | 6 Comments
The Gossip Pages

or: A Few Thing I Learned in New York About Writers For The Nervous Breakdown, with Greater or Lesser Emphasis on The Truth.
The last time I was in New York I had morning sickness …

The Scales Fell From My Eyes; They Were Made of Plastic
June 10, 2010 – 2:45 pm | One Comment
The Scales Fell From My Eyes; They Were Made of Plastic

These days, perhaps one of the most indelible images in my mind is of a dead sea bird, not covered in oil from the Deepwater Horizon disaster, but whose rotting carcass is filled with bottle …

The Road to Hell is Paved with Petrochemicals
June 5, 2010 – 9:13 am | 2 Comments
The Road to Hell is Paved with Petrochemicals

Mr. McGuire: Plastics.
–The Graduate, 1967

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Finding Heaven in the El ‘Ortez
May 29, 2010 – 10:10 pm | 2 Comments
Finding Heaven in the El ‘Ortez

In a different life my husband and I were in the dank center of a rock band who had hit it big.
Screwy and the Pin-ups* was at the height of its draw. And we, our …

Dear Everyone I’ve Ever Known (and Some I Haven’t Met Yet),
May 8, 2010 – 9:50 am | No Comment
Dear Everyone I’ve Ever Known (and Some I Haven’t Met Yet),

I’m sorry for the mass mailing. I’m a terrible correspondent, as I’ve explained in greater or lesser tones of contrition for most of my life. My parents always tried to encourage me to write thank …

Stanley and I
March 12, 2010 – 8:44 am | 3 Comments
Stanley and I

Arguments around the dinner table are not this family’s modus operandi. We’re generally not even arguers; we’re more akin to intense debaters who like to pore over details and minutiae, then realize we’re preaching to …

The Pyrex Tolls For Thee
March 8, 2010 – 12:00 pm | 4 Comments
The Pyrex Tolls For Thee

If you’re coming to my house for a social call, a casual tête-á-tête, a little visit just to say hi, make sure to take note of both your surroundings and your offerings. Bring wine if …

Hello Luxury, Goodbye Paradise Part 4
February 24, 2010 – 12:03 pm | One Comment
Hello Luxury, Goodbye Paradise Part 4

We rediscovered our favorite chicken place on the opposite side of town from where it had been a few years earlier. Sayulita is magical like that–things open and close, move with no warning, change and …

Hello Luxury, Goodbye Paradise Part 3
February 23, 2010 – 10:38 am | 3 Comments
Hello Luxury, Goodbye Paradise Part 3

The brochure for Punta Sayulita was left behind in the house that we rented, living in the stack of airport magazines abandoned by previous visitors, and my husband, always on the lookout for a new …

Hello Luxury, Goodbye Paradise Part 2
February 18, 2010 – 1:53 pm | One Comment
Hello Luxury, Goodbye Paradise Part 2

As a private residential community of just 62 exotic and handcrafted homes, this serene Mexican hideaway will also offer its residents a stunning Beach and Surf Club designed by de Reus Architects with an engaging …

Hello Luxury, Goodbye Paradise Part 1
February 15, 2010 – 10:34 pm | One Comment
Hello Luxury, Goodbye Paradise Part 1

A stone’s throw from the allure of Sayulita, there is an unspoiled 33-acre peninsula of lush and tranquil shoreline. Upon this romantic sweep of coast, amidst a tropical jungle thick with wild orchids, mangoes, tamarindos …

Lars Fox, Audio Engineer Extraordinaire
February 2, 2010 – 1:29 pm | No Comment
Lars Fox, Audio Engineer Extraordinaire

Lars Fox, with whom some of you are familiar, just had an interview published in my second home The Nervous Breakdown.
He didn’t win a Grammy the other night, but dammit, he’s got this! Drop …

The Small Naked Drunk Man in the Bottom of My Drawer
January 30, 2010 – 2:19 pm | No Comment
The Small Naked Drunk Man in the Bottom of My Drawer

This morning I found parity while looking, scrambling really, for socks and I found Drunk Hercules instead. Herc is a key chain fob that broke years ago, and at some point shifted his drunkenness out …

A Perfect Day for Hermit Crabs
January 29, 2010 – 9:27 am | 2 Comments
A Perfect Day for Hermit Crabs

Two days ago I drove past a store which has been an anchor of the neighborhood I live in for the last two decades. A sign on the door said that the proprietor, Greg Klaus, …