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		<title>Going on Safari With the Wildebeests of Long Beach</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was about the time that I began critiquing the fashion choices of our fellow passengers in the Long Beach Airport that I realized I may have reached my limit for what the brain could ...]]></description>
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		<title>Hazard Insurance for Social Calamity</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The obligatory social functions one is committed to once you have a child are difficult for shut-in&#8217;s like myself. If I was childless, younger and spoke completely off the cuff, no problem: my outbursts might ...]]></description>
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		<title>Hot Chicks and Cold Comfort, Part One</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our chicken story begins with gardening, as I suspect many urban chicken stories do. Over the last several years we have been shifting masses of soil and plants, sheets of asphalt, mountains of compost to ...]]></description>
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		<title>Shanghaiing the Son</title>
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		<title>Sundays on the Couch with Lars</title>
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		<title>Shrimp Job and the Bun</title>
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		<title>Love Letters</title>
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		<title>The Lovers, the Dreamers and Me</title>
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		<title>Escape from the Bun&#8217;s Lair</title>
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		<title>The Bun&#8217;s Sadistic Side</title>
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