Brief History of Bun

The care and feeding of the impossibly small

Random Crap Generator

The odds and sods of this and that

The Cancer Chronicles

An accounting of my father and his resident alien

The Chicken Saga

An accounting of my folly with fowl

The Ascent of Boy

Person rearing for amateurs

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A Spy in the House of Bun
February 7, 2005 – 8:17 pm | No Comment
A Spy in the House of Bun

I have the luxury of spying on the bun. I can actually say that it’s in his best interest at this point, and he won’t accuse me of not trusting him or invading his privacy.* …

Open Letter to the Bun
February 4, 2005 – 8:00 pm | No Comment

Dear Bun,
LET GO OF MY LEG! Just for a minute or two. Just long enough for me to keep this scorching hot pan from sailing down on your head or at least long enough …

The Lovers, the Dreamers and Me
January 31, 2005 – 8:28 pm | No Comment
The Lovers, the Dreamers and Me

Back before I joined the club with the lowest standards for membership (“Just forget to wear your rubbers!”), I used to go out socially once in a while.
One night a few years ago, we went …

A Case for Full-Length Mirrors
January 29, 2005 – 12:00 pm | 2 Comments
A Case for Full-Length Mirrors

We had a full length mirror once, but when we rearranged the house to accommodate the bun we lost all our wall space. We always intended to put it back up, but days passed, then …

Rain of Glass
January 26, 2005 – 12:32 pm | No Comment

The bun and I were playing on the sofa in front of the living room window when I looked at him and realized, “He’s my son.” While it seems utterly absurd that I would stumble …

Role Models
January 25, 2005 – 11:03 pm | No Comment

We got the bun a Fisher-Price zoo* for his birthday, complete with lion, seal, polar bear, elephant, a monkey who jumps up and down and a freakishly large blue bird which whistles “Hail to the …

The First Kiss
January 21, 2005 – 3:36 pm | No Comment

You might think that your first kiss as a gangly teen, laden with awkward intensity, ghastly overwrought emotion, and no small dosage of hormone poisoning, is the most important kiss in your life but you’d …

The Bun’s Birthday, + 2 days
January 19, 2005 – 11:33 am | No Comment

The bun’s first birthday has come and gone, and it was full of loveliness. Now I’m sick as a dog (hence the absence) and trying to come up with something pithy to say about it.
We …

Houston, We Have Lift-Off
January 12, 2005 – 12:49 pm | No Comment

We’ve been waiting for the moment so long that I almost missed it once it came. That’s how casual the bun was about it. One minute he’s standing there behind his wagon, the next he’s …

Word of the Day
January 10, 2005 – 1:21 pm | No Comment

Like Pee-Wee’s Fun House, the bun has a word of the day which invariably sends him into paroxysms of laughter. The tricky part is figuring out what the word is.
We first discovered this phenomenon when …

Bathtime of Horror
January 7, 2005 – 4:22 pm | No Comment
Bathtime of Horror

This baby thing is still pretty new to me, and I’m often surprised at the little things I discover (or re-discover) that will make our lives easier or more fun.
Case in point: it took me …

Waiting
January 7, 2005 – 12:08 am | No Comment
Waiting

This time last year, January 6th, my husband and I were trapped in the house. We were buried behind a foot of snow and ice, which day after day kept thawing and re-freezing following weather …

A Future Career In….
January 2, 2005 – 11:51 am | No Comment

I came home the other night to my husband holding a wriggling bun and laughing with mirthful confusion. “He was just taking off his clothes when I was feeding him. Has he ever done that …

Charitable and Superstitious
December 30, 2004 – 10:24 pm | No Comment
Charitable and Superstitious

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.–Shakespeare
There are few ways of expressing the depth of emotion one feels about their tot without sounding cliche. Everything seems forced or melodramatic, but somehow still doesn’t …