This morning has been awash in baby pee. That’s okay, he’s a baby. But did he have to pee on everything twice?
Changed him once, he peed on his nightshirt. So I changed his nightshirt, and …

I’m being objectified for my boobs.
Hahahahahaha!
Recommend on FacebookTweet about itSubscribe to the comments on this postTell a friend

I know you all are way beyond “winners” and “losers” in the baby roulette, but I figure that I’m a person that finishes things, so here goes.
Special, extra warm thanks to for compiling the …

1. He sings while he eats. It breaks my heart.
2. He’s a vampire bat boy. No, really. When dad is holding him upright, he flings his little toothless gums towards his neck in a “I’m …

Yesterday: Husband stepped in cat ralph at 4:00 am. Baby crying. Boobs hurt.
Today: Got out of bed wincing and leaking. Cat alarmed. Jumped on baby. Shower running, standing stark naked feeding an inconsolable tot as …

“I have cabbage on my boobs, and I’m so happy.”
Things actually said in the middle of the night, and meant. I really did have cabbage on my boobs, and I really was very, very happy …

Meet the newest member of the family, Mr. Milo Xavier. He joined us early January 17th, at 2:14 am after a great deal of effort, and we were damned happy to meet him! He weighed …