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		<title>The Small Naked Drunk Man in the Bottom of My Bag</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2005 21:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When my husband and I were footloose and fancy-free, we took a belated honeymoon to Italy. It was several years after we were married but no less sweet, and we embraced all the pleasures Italia ...]]></description>
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		<title>A Lesson in Procrastination</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2005 18:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that we took matters into our own hands a little too late.
The bun, who is really far less bun-like and more boy-like these days but closely resembles the gravity-defying high-flying squirrel monkey, is ...]]></description>
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		<title>The Return of the Keys</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 19:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not quite epic, but close.
I actually tried to reason with the bun this morning by showing him his father&#8217;s keys, a picture of keys, and asking where mine were. He just took dad&#8217;s keys and ...]]></description>
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		<title>Hard times</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 02:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The signs of desperation include, but are not limited to, feeding the bun cheesecake for dinner to which he turns up his nose.
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		<title>Vegas, Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 23:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Went to Vegas for a wedding with the tot. Now he&#8217;s running around the house with a pair of my panties on his head.
Coincidence? You be the judge.
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		<title>Sesame Crypt</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2005 17:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think that the human characters Luis and Maria from Sesame Street have been cryogenically preserved. It is otherwise impossible that they still live on Sesame Street.
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		<title>Operation Tubby Bun</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2005 19:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a month since we&#8217;ve been plumping the bun. We stick him on the scale every day and wish another ounce on him. We chase him around with buttered bread, milk with half and ...]]></description>
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		<title>Shrimp Job and the Bun</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have we inadvertently introduced a foot fetish to our child?]]></description>
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		<title>Love Letters</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2005 05:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As predicted, moving with a bun is less than optimal, although I haven&#8217;t decided to trade him in yet. Unfortunately, I also have the worst case of laryngitis I&#8217;ve ever had (not even a squeak ...]]></description>
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		<title>The Future</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 03:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You don&#8217;t imagine that you&#8217;re going to be the parent who will improvise your kid&#8217;s lunch out of half a hamburger bun and some almond butter. But once you spread the butter on the lesser ...]]></description>
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