I’m being objectified for my boobs.
Hahahahahaha!
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I know you all are way beyond “winners” and “losers” in the baby roulette, but I figure that I’m a person that finishes things, so here goes.
Special, extra warm thanks to for compiling the …

1. He sings while he eats. It breaks my heart.
2. He’s a vampire bat boy. No, really. When dad is holding him upright, he flings his little toothless gums towards his neck in a “I’m …

Yesterday: Husband stepped in cat ralph at 4:00 am. Baby crying. Boobs hurt.
Today: Got out of bed wincing and leaking. Cat alarmed. Jumped on baby. Shower running, standing stark naked feeding an inconsolable tot as …

“I have cabbage on my boobs, and I’m so happy.”
Things actually said in the middle of the night, and meant. I really did have cabbage on my boobs, and I really was very, very happy …

Meet the newest member of the family, Mr. Milo Xavier. He joined us early January 17th, at 2:14 am after a great deal of effort, and we were damned happy to meet him! He weighed …

It seems that many of you, while taking my call to arms seriously, haven’t been going the extra mile with that “Look at me, I’m running through the streets naked so that Readymade can have …

All of you viewers out there in TV Land, this is where you really count. Whether it’s by lighting a bonfire in your neighbor’s backyard (why risk your own?), or Googling for “Baby Out Dances” …

Not yet.
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We’re trying to give you a really nice present, but he seems to have other ideas. Just as well since it’s still an ice rink outside. Have a lovely day!
Love, me
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So this inclement weather that we’re having, right when I’m supposed to drop a baby? They keep saying it’s going to get better…tomorrow. They’ve said this for three days now, and each day the roads …

I’m going completely stir crazy.
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So tired. Can’t keep eyes open. Slept twelve hours last night, and took a two hour nap yesterday. I’ve heard that you get this burst of wild energy before you drop; if that’s the case, …

The weather is downright ominous. It’s been a winter in Portland unlike any I have seen in the Northwest, and today is a perfect example. The first flakes of snow are those tiny light ones …