Brief History of Bun

The care and feeding of the impossibly small

Random Crap Generator

The odds and sods of this and that

The Cancer Chronicles

An accounting of my father and his resident alien

The Chicken Saga

An accounting of my folly with fowl

The Ascent of Boy

Person rearing for amateurs

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Ill-conceived pitch men
March 20, 2004 – 10:48 am | No Comment

I just had a visit from a friend who works in animation. A competitor of her company is the maker of Veggie Tales, the unlikely cartoon series that utilizes vegetables as the protagonists of their …

Existentialism For Babies
March 20, 2004 – 10:35 am | No Comment
Existentialism For Babies

I put the bun in his crib with his Tiny Love symphony mobile spinning above him so that I could do some bills. I heard coos and the occasional grunt from the other room, and …

Misc. Cont.
March 19, 2004 – 5:41 pm | No Comment

I’m so tired that when I was getting ready for a bath, I put on a pair of boxers instead of taking them off. Only when my foot was lingering over the water did I …

Breast adverts
March 19, 2004 – 2:13 pm | No Comment

My “Open 24 Hours” shirt doesn’t fit, but my new “Swingin’ Utters” band shirt does. Tacky but fun!
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Miscellany
March 19, 2004 – 1:38 pm | No Comment

The bun turned over three times yesterday. This is not the first time he’s turned over, but it was so absurdly early for him to be doing so, I figured it either must be a …

Happy Birthday and bun physics
March 17, 2004 – 7:53 am | No Comment

Today is his two month mark, and none of us have perished. Go us!
Also, the length and sharpness of his fingernails is directly proportionate to his desire to stick his finger in his eye. The …

Contents May Shift During Transit
March 14, 2004 – 8:37 pm | No Comment

I’m a few pounds away from where I started before this whole baby thing–which I know is absurdly lucky compared to many women who struggle with the weight for months (or years), and in many …

Destroying the myth “Sleeping Like a Baby”
March 13, 2004 – 8:03 am | No Comment

When people suggest that they slept like a baby, you are given to think that they slumbered soundly and deeply, with a look of complete contentment on their faces. If they really slept like a …

Stats and terrorizing the family
March 11, 2004 – 3:33 pm | No Comment

12 lbs, 11 ounces, 23 and 3/4 inches.
That and his first shots.
Mom and Dad need a stiff, stiff drink.
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The littlest alcoholic, continued
March 10, 2004 – 7:00 pm | No Comment

When he wakes up he looks like he’s trying to figure out where he is after an all-nighter. “Wait, where am I? Who are these people? Is this my hand? Why am I drooling?… Oh. …

Sleep behavior
March 9, 2004 – 11:18 am | No Comment

Sleep smiling: Just what it sounds like. He has this little rogueish cock-eyed grin that he wears for a fleeting second. \
Sleep laughing: This one is just weird, because he doesn’t actually know how to …

Funny human frailties
March 8, 2004 – 5:03 pm | No Comment

1) I’m watching the bun desperately try to stick his thumb in his mouth. He really, really wants to suck on it, but doesn’t have enough motor control over his fingers to open his hand …

An addendum to yesterday’s post “Opinions are like…”
March 6, 2004 – 10:35 am | No Comment

Thanks to all who wrote to me regarding yesterday’s entry. I loved all of the comments, and they were very thoughtful.
After re-reading the entry this morning I realized why I was garnering so much concern …

Moments in Surrealism, part 2
March 6, 2004 – 10:23 am | No Comment

This morning I dreamed that clowns were trying to kill me, a gigantic leather-clad robot was floating in front of my window in a search-and-destroy capacity, I was dancing in a miniskirt (this was perhaps …