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		<title>Career Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you&#8217;re in the gymnasium during &#8220;Career Day&#8221; take a closer look. Things are different these days.
The same folding tables and chairs with earnest recruiters from the Fire Department and Police Department are still there, ...]]></description>
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		<title>Going on Safari With the Wildebeests of Long Beach</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was about the time that I began critiquing the fashion choices of our fellow passengers in the Long Beach Airport that I realized I may have reached my limit for what the brain could ...]]></description>
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		<title>When Whitman Met Levi</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:48:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have the elder races halted? 
Do they droop and end their lesson, wearied over there beyond the seas? 
We take up the task eternal, and the burden and the lesson, Pioneers! O pioneers!
Walt Whitman (1819–1892), &#8220;O ...]]></description>
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		<title>The Quarter and the Charitable Spirit</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My son and I went to New Orleans last January to visit his papa while he was working there for an extended period. The day before our flight, our son spiked with a fever of ...]]></description>
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		<title>Hot Chicks and Cold Comfort, The End</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this final chapter, our puppet dictator finds herself in a white trash nightmare of her own making&#8230;
The grass was bare. The shrubs scratched to the roots. The plants either eaten by chickens, or merely ...]]></description>
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		<title>Hot Chicks and Cold Comfort, Part 4</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our protagonist discovers that since the flock is absent a real rooster, she has become its proxy&#8230;
The flock was coming into maturity. They were almost full size at five months, so their enormous feet were ...]]></description>
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		<title>Hot Chicks and Cold Comfort, Part 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When last we left our heroine, she was blindly and stupidly chasing after chicks through her Garden Paradise&#8230;
Our chicks. Four girls, built of feathers and destruction. They were, according to the flock hierarchy:
Mimi, a Cuckoo ...]]></description>
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		<title>Hot Chicks and Cold Comfort, Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When last we left our story, Garbanzo the rooster had been placed in a new home by the hair of his wattles&#8230;.
In the meantime, the chicks were growing. The brooder in the basement had been ...]]></description>
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		<title>Please Hammer, Don&#8217;t Hurt &#8216;Em</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got new glasses. Not just any glasses, either, but the ones that announce the onset of deterioration. The ones that say, &#8220;The eyes are tired now; next stop: doddering.&#8221; I&#8217;m sad about the glasses ...]]></description>
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		<title>Ominous Rabbit</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 11:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New and unusual designs from a roving band of lagomorph gangsters.]]></description>
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