Brief History of Bun

The care and feeding of the impossibly small

Random Crap Generator

The odds and sods of this and that

The Cancer Chronicles

An accounting of my father and his resident alien

The Chicken Saga

An accounting of my folly with fowl

The Ascent of Boy

Person rearing for amateurs

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Articles by Quenby Moone

Portlanders on Portlandia
July 30, 2011 – 8:06 pm | No Comment
Portlanders on <i>Portlandia</i>

The Rabbit talks shop about Portland chicken.

The Potty-Mouth Pot
March 1, 2011 – 11:35 am | 7 Comments
The Potty-Mouth Pot

I was raised proper, by which I mean a proper appreciation of language in all its splendor. Our family did not exclusively fawn over the most flashy words, nor the most humble. We took delight in using descriptors of all stripes, including those reserved for the bawdy house.

Making a Mockery of Mutual Interests
September 14, 2010 – 1:15 pm | One Comment
Making a Mockery of Mutual Interests

You all forgot I could write the funny, didn’t you? I did.

Between Precipitous and Precarious*
August 6, 2010 – 2:48 pm | 4 Comments
Between Precipitous and Precarious*

Dad is completely immobilized now–it’s his arthritis cropping up, which under the circumstances seems so pedestrian. He’s wan and uncomfortable, ashen but still funny. I’m not quite as funny as usual, but I just lost …

Do a Little Dance for the Gods
August 2, 2010 – 11:42 am | 14 Comments
Do a Little Dance for the Gods

Dear Friends and Family,
Dad, much to his dismay, is hanging on like a tenacious pit bull. We’ve had strong words with his ticker and his organs but they don’t seem to be listening; indeed they …

Laying at the Bedside of Silly
July 28, 2010 – 9:56 am | 11 Comments
Laying at the Bedside of Silly

Dad is smacking his gums right now with a childlike glee, not because he’s losing his marbles but because he’s checking in on the systems that still work. More pieces have fallen off; he’s driving …

Dear Charter Members of the Charles Moone Appreciation Society,
July 15, 2010 – 10:47 am | 8 Comments
Dear Charter Members of the Charles Moone Appreciation Society,

We’ve gotten the word from on high (his docs, since no other authority holds much water for Dad) that we’re nearing the end of the race. Which we knew, but it’s been officially annointed by …

Things Fall Apart
July 10, 2010 – 4:27 pm | 4 Comments
Things Fall Apart

One of Dad’s oldest and dearest friends Betsy was visiting from New York when my brother Chris, my husband and I went to Dad’s house to do some chores for him. Dad had …

Choosing How the Sun Goes Down
June 29, 2010 – 6:53 pm | 6 Comments
Choosing How the Sun Goes Down

The days are balmy after an intolerably late start to summer. Portlanders, usually sanguine about their weather, have been twitchy and edgy, all chatty conversations winding inevitably to our hopes for a summer to finally …

The Gossip Pages
June 25, 2010 – 10:06 pm | 6 Comments
The Gossip Pages

or: A Few Thing I Learned in New York About Writers For The Nervous Breakdown, with Greater or Lesser Emphasis on The Truth.
The last time I was in New York I had morning sickness …

The Scales Fell From My Eyes; They Were Made of Plastic
June 10, 2010 – 2:45 pm | One Comment
The Scales Fell From My Eyes; They Were Made of Plastic

These days, perhaps one of the most indelible images in my mind is of a dead sea bird, not covered in oil from the Deepwater Horizon disaster, but whose rotting carcass is filled with bottle …

The Road to Hell is Paved with Petrochemicals
June 5, 2010 – 9:13 am | 2 Comments
The Road to Hell is Paved with Petrochemicals

Mr. McGuire: Plastics.
–The Graduate, 1967

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Finding Heaven in the El ‘Ortez
May 29, 2010 – 10:10 pm | 2 Comments
Finding Heaven in the El ‘Ortez

In a different life my husband and I were in the dank center of a rock band who had hit it big.
Screwy and the Pin-ups* was at the height of its draw. And we, our …

The Problem With Dying
May 28, 2010 – 9:21 am | 5 Comments
The Problem With Dying

We find ourselves at sea with the imprecision of language in medical jargon. Scrap it and start over.