Miscellany
Submitted by Ominous Rabbit on November 5, 2004 – 2:11 pmNo Comment
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The bun does not give a rat’s ass about Daylight Savings. Re-setting his circadian rhythms is not high on his list of things to do. Therefore, we’re waking up an hour earlier than we were before. This sucks.
The bun is eating the garbage bill right now. But at least he’s not eating garbage. You have to be thankful for the little things.
I lost the bun’s shoes yesterday. I don’t know how you lose shoes, but I did. Then I found them in the wash. Also, I microwaved a metal spoon. The scary thing is I’m getting used to functioning at only half-capacity.
