At five in the morning this came to me. I even woke my husband up so he could hear it.

Sung to the tune of “Leaving on a Jet Plane”

My boobs are full, they’re ready to blow
I’m standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to eat a bite.
But the dawn is breakin’, just like my bra,
My bust is achin’ it’s overfull.
Already it’s so painful I could die.

Chorus:
So kiss me and eat for me,
Tell me that you’ll drink for me,
Drink milk like you never have before
‘Cause my boobs are full to bursting
I sure hope that you are thirsty
Oh bun, I’d hate to blow….

It really brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?

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