Visit to a Foreign Country
Submitted by Ominous Rabbit on June 19, 2003 – 2:51 pmNo Comment
Walked through the baby section of a big box today. I need a visa and a translation guide for all of it’s strangeness.
Do they provide post-secondary education for this parenthood thing? Offer degrees in tidy-didy’s and onesies? Pumps and Thermometers 101 for the science deficient?
I guess that’s what they mean when they tell you to take a childbirth class. It’s a crash course in strange accoutrements and spit-up towels.
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